Wake up call

This morning at 6am I got a call from some random person...

I guess he though SW had stolen his phone in ACSOTN...uh yeah no, it was his friend.

The call started like this

B: Hello?
RP: Who Called this phone?
B: what? huh (half asleep)
Last night this number was called
Uh, what? (slightly waking up)I didn't call you last night
No ma'am someone called from this phone.
No I didn't call you...I didn't call anyone last night.
RP: I know no one called here but who called you?
B: I uh...what?
Who called you from this phone? LAST NIGHT
B: Why???
RP: I need to know who called you
Uhmmmm, my husband called me...
Who is that?
B: Uh why?
RP: I need to find out who took my phone because someone called you from my phone.
Uh my husband isn't even in this country
RP: ma'am who is your husband? I need to know who took my phone.
Look my husband hasn't been in this country for 3 weeks
RP: I know but who is he?
B: this is a calling card number isn't it?
No this is my phone, who is your husband?
What? He's not even here.
RP: I know ma'am I'm not in the US either.
B: OOOhhh, uhhhh, what?
Who is your husband?
uh ummm uh (Last name)....
RP: Oh,.....*click


Yeah that lost me.

So I emailed SW and asked him...

----- Original Message ----From: "betherfany@yahoo.com" <betherfany@yahoo.com>To: SW $%###@yahoo.com Sent: Wednesday, July 29, 2009 5:47:20 PMSubject: Re: Hello you


Did you steal someones phone?Some guy called me and wanted to know who called me from this phone number or some stuff. What the hell who was that? Its the 379 *** **** number



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His response:

--- On Wed, 7/29/09, SW <%^&&&$@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: SW <#$%#@yahoo.com>Subject: Re: Hello youTo: betherfany@yahoo.comDate: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 12:53 PM


Hey,No I did not steal someone phone, I used my friend Devin's phone to call you on Tuesday thats it. How you doing, I hope you are ok. As for me, Im doing alright just trying to stay cool and hydrated. I always thinking about you when I sleep and when I wake up. You are the only thing that keeps me going everyday, I just wanted to let you know. Ill talk to you later.

Holla Back!!

I Love You!!

SW

Uh ok.

First: What the hell is up with the men over there?

Second: Holla Back!!....uh wow Gwen Stefanni.

My husband has friends that can't remember they have let him borrow their cell phone 3 times.

Oh I am feeling so stinking skinny lately, none of my clothes fit which is awesome. I need to be a size 6 again...super skinny that's my goal. We shall see. I am also going back to my tanning, I need to get super bronze for the summer. I wish I could just sit in the normal sun, however I'd get bored if I had to sit out for a long time, 20 min at Pink coconut is good with me. Plus unlimited tanning till 2010 for $99. Normal sun today was 106 degrees...Come on people this is RAIN country!

I have also had to have a "talk" with SW...my lord he sometimes doesn't think. He has been getting on myspace lately and not even emailing me. grrrr I had to explain that if he had time to update his status he could at least email me an update.

Oh off to die in the heat wave that is my city.